Who wears the pants

Jack was going to get married to Jill, so his father set him down for a pre-wedding chat.


He says, "Jack, let me tell you something, on my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' So, I replied 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."


"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good idea.


So, on his honeymoon he takes off his pants and hands them to Jill saying, "Try these on."


Jill says, "These are too big, they won't fit me."


Jack says, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family, and don't you forget it."


Jill then takes off her pants and hands them to Jack. She tells him, "Put these on."


He looks at her and says, " I can't possibly get into your pants."


She smirks at him and says, "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman