A lady walks up to the pharmacist and ask to buy rat poisoning. the pharmacist replies I cannot sell you any rat poisoning because I do not know what you're going to do with it. she says I'll tell you what I'm going to do with it I'm going to kill my husband with it. The pharmacist in reply spam then I definitely cannot sell you any rat poisoning. The lady reaches into her purse pulls out a photo of the pharmacist wife and her husband in bed together he then replies oh you didn't tell me you had a prescription.
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