Three rats in a bar.

Three rats are sitting in a bar. After a few drinks they start arguing about who's more badass. The first rat states:
"Yesterday I've eaten a pound of poison. And what do you think? I'm still here." The second rat responds:
"Thats nothing, I ran into a rat trap and what do you think I'm still here." Clearly being snapped in half. The third rat finishes his drink, stands up and states:
"That's enough for today guys, I've got to go home to feed my cat."

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