The restaurant happens to be about four hours away from where he works, so one Friday he decides to make the trip after getting off at 5pm to get there in time for a late supper. Upon arriving he realizes to his chagrin that he neglected to check their closing time but notices he still has 15 minutes. He walks into the restaurant and up to the hostess. "I would really love to try your chili" he says. The host replies "I'm sorry but we close in 15 minutes and we're all out of chili. It's such fantastic chili that it takes a whole hour to cook a new batch." The discouraged chili snob walks towards the door but sees a man staring at a full bowl of chili. He rushes up to him and says "I'll give you double what you paid for that chili if you let me eat it." The man agrees and watches as the traveler enjoys the bowl of chili, which does indeed happen to be the best he's ever had, with an interesting flavor he's never tasted before. When he gets to the bottom of the bowl he sees a dead rat and promptly pukes the all of the chili back into bowl and looks horrified at the man that sold him the chili, who smugly says:
"That's what I did too"
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