The King of Saudi Arabia is very concerned that an Arabic Oryx hasn't been seen all year...

The Oryx is of course a beautiful animal, and the King is concerned that extinction could be coming for this beautiful symbol of his Kingdom. He desperately wants to save and ensure the survival the Oryx at all costs

The King decides to approach some of the world's best to help him track one down in the desert. He calls in the British SAS, The American Navy SEALS and his own Royal Guard in a three-way competition to track one down

After a week the SAS give him a call. "Your highness, we have an Oryx in our sites, we are continuing to cautiously observe and can capture it when you give the order;

A few days later the SEALS get in touch "Your highness, we have an Oryx in our sites, we have a finger on the trigger and await your order to shoot"

A month goes by without any word from the Royal Guard. Then two months. Disappointed in his own troops performance, the King sets out to find them and see what, if any, progress they've made.

The King finds his Royal Guard in a bunker, in the desert. "Where is the Oryx?" He demands.

The troops gleefully respond "Your highness, please come this way and you'll be most pleased"

The King approaches the basement. There he finds a female rabbit, shackled to a rusty bench, covered in whip marks. One of the Royal Guards is electrocuting it and screaming 'ADMIT IT! ADMIT YOU'RE AN ORYX!'