About 8 years old...
My next door neighbour, Glen Hamilton, and I are playing in the street, and turned off the water to the only Asian house in the street. Don't know if it was 'cause we were racists, or it was just easiest to do, or what...
Anyway, the owner caught us, and took us inside with the intent of calling our parents...
So he has Glen and I lined up side by side, to get our names, he asks Glen first - "What is your name?" Glen tells him "Andrew Starkey", this other kid up the road...
Ahhh, I think, brilliant plan to avoid trouble, false names.
He turns to me, "what is your name?"... rabbit in the headlights moment... "Glen Hamilton"...
The look on Glen's face... that was 35 years ago and I still remember....
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