They are neck and neck and the bear is almost able to catch the rabbit when he spots a magic lamp. The bear comes to a stop and rubs the lamp with all his might. A genie pops out and says he will grant three wishes to both the rabbit, and the bear. The bear goes first.
"I wish I was the only male bear in this whole forest."
And he was. The bear was excited and let the rabbit take his turn.
The rabbit says:
"I wish I had a helmet that fits my head perfectly and leaves room for my ears."
Poof he had a helmet. The bear gives him a weird look but goes for his second wish.
"I wish I was the only male bear in this entire continent!"
Poof he is the only male bear. Now the bear is really excited because he has a lot of work to do.
The rabbit takes his second turn.
"I wish I had a motorbike faster than this bear."
Poof he has a bike snd hes revving the engine. The bear is utterly confused but takes his third turn anyways.
"I wish I was the only male bear in the whole entire world!"
Poof. He is the only male bear in the world. The bear is beyond excited and cannot stand to wait any longer.
"Hurry up rabbit!" He exclaims, so the rabbit takes his last turn.
"I wish this male bear was gay."
Then he rides off on his motorcycle, never to be caught by the bear.
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