Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why was it difficult for


Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monic...

What is your problem?


Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: ...

whats funnier than a dead baby?...


whats funnier than a dead baby?


a dead baby ...

What is it?


What's round on both sides and hi in the middl...

Who would Know?


The man passed out in a dead faint as he came ...

Who listens?


Dr. Jones, a young psychiatrist begins his pra...

What just happened here?


A military cargo plane, flying over a populate...

When I go to heaven,


When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa ...

How Many Bars


A man walks into the front door of a bar. He i...

How to Catch a Polar Bear


First you cut a hole in the ice.


Then you p...

why no navy?


why dont the mexicans have a navy?,
because c...

How to screw up an interview


We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we'v...

When in trouble, delegate.


When in trouble, delegate.

Whats worse?


Q. Whats brown and sticky?
A. A stick.


Q. W...

Why do so many Scottish


Why do so many Scottish people have double gla...

What's the difference between a sorority and a cir


What's the difference between a sorority and a...

How Many Mormons to Change Light Bulb?


How many Mormons does it take to change a ligh...

How many Microsoft shipping department personnel


Q: How many Microsoft shipping department pers...

When something is "new and


When something is "new and improved", which is...

How do you get a blo


Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?A: Wave

What were you doing at that time?


Attorney: Do you know how far you are pregnant...

What is "Three Men and A Baby"?


"Three Men And A Baby"


What you get when fou...

Why do blondes have legs?...


Why do blondes have legs?


To get between the...

Why does it take millions of sperm to fertilize...


Why does it take millions of sperm to fertiliz...

What Color Toilet Paper


Vinnie walks into a store. He says to the sale...