Q. Whats brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Whats worse than two possums up a tree?
A. Two trees up a possum.
Q. How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
A. You wave to him.
Q. Why did the leper leave the party?
A. People kept dipping chips into him.
Q. What do you do when someone has a fit while taking a bath?
A. Throw in the clothes washing.
Q. What do you call ten lepers in a pool?
A. Soup.
Q. What do you call an epaleptic in a tree?
A. Russel.
Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
A. Doug.
Q. What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?
A. Dougless.
Q. What do you call a man lying on your doorstep?
A. Matt.
Q. What do you call a lady sitting on a toothpick?
A. Olive.
Q. What do you call a lady slewn over a clothes line?
A. Peg.
Q. What do you call a lady splatted on the wall?
A. Murial.
Q. What do you call a man splatted on the wall?
A. Art.
Q. Whats worse than ten babies in a bucket?
A. One baby in ten buckets.
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