What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is t...
Question-answer Jokes
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris".
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a &...
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Te...
When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's acros...
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous.
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get t...
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fi...
How many Chuck Norris require to screw a light bulb?
How many Chuck Norris require to screw a light ...
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting C...
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris t...
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who...
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to rise above the horizon.
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells...
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes ey...
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
What is it when a blonde blows into another blo...
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burn...
How to Mind Your Own Business?
I was walking past the mental hospital the othe...
Why did God make the planets round?
Why did God make the planets round?
Because th...
What did the router say
What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts...