Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Whoops, Can’t Remember

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually cau...

What Not To Say In A Job Interview

My boss and I took a job applicant to lunch, wh...

Whom Gave It Away?

When my coworker answered his phone, the confus...

What's a Hipster?

“What’s a hipster?” asked my four-year-old cous...

What’s the Quesa-deally-yo?

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually,...

How Does Moses Make Tea?

How does Moses make tea?
He brews.

How Far Can a Fox…

Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?
A: Only ...

What Kind of Coat…

Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put...

How Many Seconds…

Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 1...

What Has 13 Hearts…

Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A: ...

How Many Bananas…

Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach...

What About Ho-Ho-Home Insurance?

Q:What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on...

When the Sleigh’s in the Shop

Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: ...

Who Taught You That?

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” th...

How Hot Was It?

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, 
people were fr...

Why Does Moisture Destroy…

Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s ra...

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And...

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes...

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris&q...

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything i...

When J.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am beco...

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell"...

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a...