Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What did Clinton tell his lawyer after Monica...


What did Clinton tell his lawyer after Monica ...

When the Guru administers


When the Guru administers, the users
are hard...

why do dog like other dog...


why do dog like other dog

How are women and linoleum floors alike?


Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A...

How to be cheap


Worried that his son was spending too much mon...

What do you call '69' in China?...


What do you call '69' in China?


Two-can-chew.

When you participate in sporting events, it's...


When you participate in sporting events, it's ...

Why English is tough


Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to lear...

How do you open a can of beer?


How do you open a can of beer?


That's not th...

How To Clean A Cat


1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the req...

What goes clip clop, clip


What goes clip clop, clip clop, bang?


- An ...

How did the tugboat get AIDS?


Q. How did the tugboat get AIDS?
A. It was re...

What kids say


'Never trust a dog to watch your food.' - Patr...

What does that mean?


Once there was a room with one scientist and o...

Why doesn't glue stick to


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bo...

What's green and looks like a bucket?...


What's green and looks like a bucket?


A gre...

What's the difference between a woman in church...


What's the difference between a woman in churc...

How can u tell if a blones having a bad day


how can u tell if a blones having a bad day???...

Why are Married Women Heavier?


Q: Why are married women heavier than single w...

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks


Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on...

Why are builders afraid to


Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor b...

How many cats does it takes to screw in a...


How many cats does it takes to screw in a ligh...

What is the difference between


What is the difference between an Italian gran...

Whorehouse


A little boy hears the word "whorehouse" in sc...