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Programming Jokes
Dog looking for a job.
A dog walks into a job center, goes up to the w...
Programmer goes to a bar
Bartender: What do you like to drink?
Progra...
What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?
JabbaScript
What did the programmer from the biker gang say?
"It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"
What do you call the woman on the end of a line?
Entities.
(I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)
The three programmers
Three programmers were asked to cross a field a...
I'm trying to teach my cat Java programming...
But he keeps complaining about a `NullLaserPoin...
Programmer goes shopping
His wife says "get me a loaf of bread, and if t...
A programmer goes to sleep...
and puts two glasses beside his bed - one full ...
Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train...
A young Programmer and his Project Manager boar...
Why was the programmer lonely?
Off-by-one error. :(
How many programmer does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
I like my women like I like my programming languages.
Visual and basic
Why did the computer programmer get stuck in the shower forever?
Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle ...
A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ...
Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked '...
Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?
No comment.
So my developer friend was programming a Game of Thrones fan-game the other day...
And I looked over his shoulder at his code edit...
my ex-crush had no clue what class was.
This explains why she rejected me, and was a ba...
A broke and peniless programmer tried many ways to get a device to start his career and after a while he decided to get a job..
Interviewer : Here, try to sell this laptop to ...
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea...
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “...
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned...
What do you call a programming language designed for women?
An object oriented programming language.