To surprise his wife, he went out and bought a baby carriage;
He got one that *he* thought was "awesome";
So, when he brought it home and showed it to his wife, she didn't like it;
She told him to take it back;
He went back to the store;
The clerk said;
" Sorry we can't take that back ";
My friend is surprised;
" What? You don't do \r? "
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