Why Marxists are not good at object-oriented programming?
They don't get the concept of classes!
Programming Jokes
Somewhere in a parallel universe
programmer van Rython invented Possum programmi...
There are only two certain things in computer programming life...
death and syntax (end).
Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack?
Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO.
What did the programmer say when they lost their virginity?
"hello world!\n"
A programmer walks into a bar
A programmer walks into a bar. Barman ask him i...
A programmer's wife
A programmer's wife says: "go to the store and ...
A programmer goes on a walk
A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves t...
What's does America and programming have in common?
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?
When you see the programmer's hands are in the...
Prince passed away today, here's a joke inspired by him. RIP Prince!
A company, Sun Microsystems, invented a program...
What did the feminist say in her intro to computer programming course?
I hate this class, it keeps objectifying me!
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
I felt like I was going to be programming forever...
...so I took a `break;`
International Womens Day
Just heard Google's 'AI' division are programmi...
Why did the programmer quit his job?
He didn't get arrays...
edit: After googling I...
You go in for an interview for a Linux programming job...
...and you are asked for an example of your lin...
[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming?
Response: In programming course.
What did the Programmer say to the guy who flipped him off?
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Sometimes programming gets dirty...
holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(...
Clinton, Sanders, Trump and Cruz are having lunch together...
and they're discussing why each thinks they'll ...