What song can a programmer never get out of their head?
Boolean Rhapsody
Programming Jokes
If a black man make a new programming language..
It would be called *BS* short for Bytes Squad ...
Why did the feminist fail in programming?
She hated objectification.
Why did the baby system programmer like their new colourful blankie?
It was multithreaded.
Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?
They were too GUI.
What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?
Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
Why did the programmer die in the shower?
He followed the shampoo instructions.
What did the computer programmer name his son?
Cody.
(pretty sure I just made this up :) )
A few jokes for programmers
Programmer: My wife is expecting a baby in 6 we...
What's the programmer's favorite drug?
A line of code.
Why don't Object Oriented Programming experts beat their wives?
They are classier than that.
Why was the programmer sexist?
Because he treats women like objects.
EDIT: ph...
What does a programmer do in the toilet?
A log dump!
What do you call a programmer's testicles?
A hackysack.
I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body....
After all, it is object oriented programming.
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect...
...but they fried me for no raisin.
Two programmers are in a TV show...
The host describes the rules:
"One of you will ...
#stanfordrapist
Are you tired of your windows being bare? Can't...
Programming Problems
Two programmers are in an office block, convers...
Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?
Because he got Snowden
People think being a programmer is super exciting
But sometimes it's just null and void.