A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: "While you are outside, please buy some bread."

Strange Computer

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and...

A programmer...

A programmer comes to a piano-player to have a look at his new grand piano,...

Q: Which way did...

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

The programmer...

A programmer and his boss are traveling by train on a business trip, and not...

A computer...

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up,...

Programmer And An...

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other... A...

I'm ignoring Y2K

Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being...

A young...

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the...

I didn't get a B-...

...I got a C++.

I used to work as...

...but they fried me for no raisin.