Failed Brakes
An engineer, a systems analyst, and a programme...
Programming Jokes
Job Descriptions
An adult is a person who has stopped growing at...
Some Brief Thoughts on the Universe:
"There is a theory which states that if ever an...
Computer Class Fun
For a computer programming class, I sat directl...
Bill Gates Quotes
Perhaps the Most Truthful: on Microsoft marketi...
Copyright Protection
Much of the contents of Wocka.com are protected...
Occupation Punchlines
Here are some favorite sayings from people all ...
The Book
Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized K...
Mathematicians
A group of people were sitting and having coffe...
Idiot Computer Virus
We regret to inform you, but by opening this em...
If You Love Someone...
Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her fre...
Latest Apps For Windows95
Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around...
Douglas Adams on Windows95
Beyond the Hype (Guardian, August 25, 1995)
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Danish Chicks Flash Their Hairy Armpits
These danish chicks flash their hairy armpits, ...
Smart Monkeys
âª16.â¬A tourist walked into a pet shop and w...
A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop...
A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop.
The...
What do you call when a Programmer pukes at IHop?
A Stack Overflow
The programmer and the train
A programmer and his boss are traveling by trai...
A programmer goes shopping
A room mate asked his friend who is a programme...
What's a programmer's favorite drug?
Codeine.
A buddy and I are in the same programming class
My friend starts writing down a note
I look at...
Why did the JavaScript programmer need glasses?
Because he couldn't C#
A Programmer's Story
As an undergraduate, I was a Double E major. I ...
I didn't get a B- in my programming class...
...I got a C++.
A Job Wanted
A dog walks into a job centre, goes up to the w...