#stanfordrapist

Are you tired of your windows being bare? Can't handle all that excessive light causing glare during your daytime tv programming? Remember the good ol' days, when everyone, not just the 1%, could afford the luxury of window covers? Then vote Stan this November to handle all your empty window needs!#StanForDrapist #FreeDrapes #MakeAmericaDrapesAgain

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