Programmer Guffaws
How many programmers does it take to screw in ...
Programming Jokes
The Programmer's Drinking Song
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the co...
Twas the night before crisis
Twas the night before crisis,And all through t...
Switched Inputs
For a computer programming class, I sat direct...
Two programmers see
Two programmers were walking along the street....
The new rhea farmer
A computer programmer, bored with his job, dec...
Accident
There was an engineer, manager and programmer ...
The development of a new programming language
I've heard there's a new programming language ...
An engineer and a programmer
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next ...
Programming Humor
A programmer had been missing from work for ov...
Microsoft patents
REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called'an ...
Bill Gates Locked Out
One day Bill Gates left work, started driving ...
Math through the years
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckl...
Ounces of brain for sale
A man went to a brain store to get some brain ...
Microsoft Programmer
A woman had been married three times and was s...
Programmer Guffaws
How many programmers does it take to screw in ...
Programmer & Prostitute
Q: What did the computer programmer say to the...
COBOL Programmer and the Year 2000
There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid t...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next...
Computer Monkeys
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looki...
The programmer's cheer
Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, ...
Computer Definitions
[Computer definitions courtesy of my father th...
Programmer's Prayer
Our program,
Who art in memory,
"Hello" ...
Programmer and a Princess
A programmer was crossing a road one day when a...
Letter of Recommendation
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, is never
l...