Here are some favorite sayings from people all over the world.
Doctor: Oops.
Secretary: I'm pregnant!
Travel Agent: I know what you did last summer...
Michael Jackson: I didn't do it!
Bill Clinton: I didn't do it! Oh wait...Yes, I did.
Computer Programmer: H0w d0 y0u w0rk th15 "Ch355" g4m3?? 1 N33D H3LP!!!111//
Pilot: Are we there yet?
Mad Scientist: I like Cows!
Cell Phone Tester: Can you hear me now?
Video Gamer: Can the line lag any further?
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