Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?
He would've found it hard to digest.
Pony Jokes
cowboy fun very joky
he eastern lady who was all ready to take a
ho...
What did the pony say to the doctor when he wasn't feeling well?
"I'm a little hoarse"
Why didn't the pony speak?
Because he was a little hoarse....
My pony back from the doctors...
He's still a little horse though
I told my girlfriend I'm a little hoarse...
She looked at me in all seriousness and said "a...
Why does a pony have a sore throat?
Because it's a little hoarse.
What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
I got everything for Christmas...
Me talking to my friend's young daughter...
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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?
A one trip pony :D
A pony walks into a bar.
"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy vo...
What do you call it when you finger a pony?
Feeling a little horse.
Tommy at the rodeo
A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in...
A city slicker, named Tommy
, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being ve...
A pony walks into a bar
He whispers to the bartender 'can I get a pint ...
My voice is like a pony,
A little Horse.
A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...
He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll t...
I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day.
Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to a...
What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?
I'm a little hoarse.
What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute?
A huge dog and pony show
A pony walks into a bar...
A pony walks into a bar, and is stared at by th...
Role play on Valentine's Day
I am driving with my girlfriend on Valentine’s ...
A pony walks into a bar
A pony walks into a bar and whispers an order, ...
A pony walks into a bar...
and quietly whispers to the bartender that he w...