A pony walks into a bar

A pony walks into a bar and whispers an order, the bartender then leans in and says "sorry, I didn't catch that"
So the pony says, "sorry, I'm a little-" Then suddenly the bartender slaps the pony in the face and shouts "GET OUT! We don't SERVE equine creatures here!"

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