"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice.
"Come again?" Says the bartender.
"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice, yet again.
"I can't understand you, your voice is too raspy" says the bartender.
The pony says "Sorry, I am a little horse."
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