I am driving with my girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, when we decide to stop over in a quiet and dark place near the route.
Nobody could ever notice us there, and things were going to start getting hot.
She suddenly starts forcing her voice and grabs her hair, and says “*I could start talking like this and make a pony tail to pretend I am a high school girl!*“.
And I replied “*That’s okay sweetheart, you don’t need to act older for me*“
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