He whispers to the bartender 'can I get a pint of bud please'
The bartender replies 'sorry man, you're going to have to speak up'
The pony whispers again 'can I get a pint of bud please'
The bartender a little annoyed replies 'listen man, you're going to have to speak up I can't hear you'
The pony replies 'sorry it's just I'm a little hoarse'
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