Pony Jokes

Pony Jokes

The True Origin of the Internet

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trade...

A patriotic Helen Keller song...

"Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, s...

I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist

Long story short he's convinced I have delusion...

Cowboy . . . and no vet

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting si...

A little boy and a little girl were walking home from school...

The little boy says to the little girl, "This w...

Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...

Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
...

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

A pony walks into a bar...

... "Give me a drink", he says to the barkeep, ...

I courted the young Miss Mahoney

I courted the young Miss Mahoney

I was hoping ...

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas.

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in...

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas.

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in...

What is a thespian pony?

What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A h...

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

What did the city worker say after his first ev...

When a pony has a sore throat

Do you have water? I'm a little horse.