Politics Jokes

Politics Jokes

Got Milk?


A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are ...

Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is ..


Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear!

Republican -- Democrat


Politics: It all really just boils down to thi...

Monica's nickname for bill: "Sir


Monica's nickname for bill: "Sir Blow-alot"

Sleep With Clinton?


A recent poll of 2000 women were asked the que...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: What is the best thing that ever came out o...

Clinton one-liner


Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brai...

Jesse's Apology


Due to the great consternation caused by the r...

Iraq


All of Iraq's Walmarts and Kmarts are turning ...

Working the Crowd


Two candidates for political office inadverten...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?A: One to ...

Politically Correct Insults


�Receiver is off the hook .
�Several nuts sho...

Clinton one-liner


Which is worse, a Vice-President who can't spe...

Clinton one-liner


Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to it...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?A: Gennif...

5 presidents are on a plane


Five presidents are on a plane: George Washing...

Ill Repute


While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationi...

After I'm elected. . .


One day, Chelsea Clinton asked her dad, "Do a...

Politically Correct


"POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS"
Dirty Old Man: Se...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton ...

The right of the people to be secure in their...


The right of the people to be secure in their ...

Congress


If pro is the opposite of con, then what is th...

Historical Accuracy


Drilling teams at Mount Rushmore National Park...

The Wizrd of Oz


Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly, and says, ...

The Top 13 Quotes From the Iraqi Minister of Information (Part II)


13> "A purchase from Miracle Mohammed's Use...