Politically Correct


"POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS"
Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.


Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.


Serial Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.


Lazy: Motivationally deficient.


Fat: Horizontally challenged.


Fail: Achieve a deficiency.


Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.


Bald: Follicularly challenged.


Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.


Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.


Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.


Worst: Least best.


Wrong: Differently logical.


Ugly: Cosmetically different.


Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.


Short: Vertically challenged.


Dead: Living impaired.


Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.


Spendthrift: Negative saver.


Drunk: Chemically inconvenienced.


Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed.


Ignorant: Knowledge-based non-possessor.

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