Working the Crowd


Two candidates for political office inadvertently scheduled simultaneous
campaign rallies in the same park of a small new England town.
After a lengthy round of speeches, the candidates worked their way through the
crowd--shaking hands, kissing babies and beaming mightily.
Suddenly, the skies opened and it began to rain.
One of the candidates fled to take shelter in a nearby restaurant along with
half a dozen regulars.
The other candidate, however, continued to move through the crowd--shaking
hands, kissing babies, etc.
"That man's persistence," observed one of the natives, "sure makes it easy to
know who to vote for."
"Yep," another native agreed. "Sure can't see myself voting for a moron who
hasn't the brains to come in out of the rain."

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