Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas
Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will
make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one
dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one
dollar bills off the plane.
Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill
Clinton off the plane.
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