A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on
display:
The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache.
Below the picture is titled "Got Milk".
The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white
mustache. It is entitled "Forgot Milk".
The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a
white mustache. It is entitled "Not Milk"
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