[PUN]I think I saw a beautiful juniper.
Maybe it's fir... or maybe it's maple-ine.
Plant Jokes
A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...
The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways ...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Because if you purchase one of their computers,...
Wisdom at its finest
- Don't judge a book for you are not a judge.
-...
Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of...
When Apple bought out beats by Dre, they asked Dr Dre to voice Siri
So when you asked for directions, it would repl...
A man walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke
Bartender: "Hold on" as he puts an apple on the...
Cherry Hill
The bell rang for school to start and John walk...
The best music artists of this decade...
Ariana Grande
Nicki Minaj
Drake
Harry...
Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?
Well because he had a horrible experience with ...
why was the SJW angry at apple
because it wasn't PC.
An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen.
Police are confident they can recover both the ...
£10,000 worth of devices were stolen from an apple store last night.
Police are hopeful that the 3 phones will be fo...
Apple Products
My friend asked me why I don't like Apple prod...
Apple Products
My friend asked me why I don't like Apple prod...
An Old Farmer Catches A Group Of Women Skinny Dipping In His Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large f...
How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
Two older couples are having dinner
and afterwards when the wives get up to get des...
What falls first an apple or a black man?
An apple because the balackman hangs.
Apple Stock
Apple's stock surges on announcement of two-chi...
Best Deal Ever
My wife said she'll divorce me if I get I phone...
My Teacher in 3rd grade
My teacher, Ms. Dupree, would walk in the class...
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ
EDIT: This blew up. (No p...
Adam and Eve...
were the first people to not read Apple's terms...