So there's this frog that decides he wants to update his lily pad...
Cause his old one's getting a little haggard, b...
Plant Jokes
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land....
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed...
I want the leaves in my yard to leaf
Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spru...
What does the base-jumping gardener say?
GERANIUM!
A Chinese man, a mexican, and a Black man are on a row boat
Suddenly the rowboat starts taking in water. Th...
The reason why men are not allowed to give advice in love-columns of magazines:
Rose:
"Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one ...
What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple?
Finding half a worm in your Apple.
A walk through an apple orchard.
A man is walking through an apple orchard when ...
The hot horseshoe
A blacksmith is in his shop, hammering a hot ho...
I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend...
My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cid...
CHIVALRY
The divorce proceedings had been long, contenti...
Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
When thirsty you should always drink apple juice..
Because OJ will kill you.
A man walks into an Apple store...
..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, eve...
I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie.
I'm planning to desert her.
You know, I'm really worried about future of Kickstarter with all this talk about cannabis legalization.
Nobody wants to have to sift through even more ...
An old rabbi feels his time on earth is coming to an end...
He takes stock of his life and thinks about all...
Two factory workers talking: Woman
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting unde...
THREE ROSES
A mother of five decides to get plastic surger...
Just watched The Martian
I found it odd that NASA would commission Space...
If Derrick Rose was a singer
He would have more songs about being hurt then ...
Why does the Empire use Apple?
Because they couldn't find the droid they were ...
Why was the fruit farmer losing money?
He couldn't grow a pear
Did you hear about Apple's new product?
It was a big 6s