After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough,...
...as they could not afford a larger bed. So th...
Plant Jokes
How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?
Meh.. It's Oedipal
Did you hear apple just invented gifs?
They called it live photos
Apple made an app for their watch, called i-Bro, which lets you connect to all your homies
Feminists were upset they didn't name an app si...
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect d...
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Apple gets into the Electric Car Business
Apple purchased a Korean automobile manufacture...
2 older couple were having breakfast
Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last ...
What does Axl Rose do before he prays?
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES!? KNEES!
One day...
President Kennedy left his Rubik's Cube in the ...
Iggy Azalea must have an infinitely high viscosity
because she got no flow.
Why do feminists hate Apple?
Because they're not PC.
Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home?
So he smelled great while dead & bloated.
So I went to a fruit cocktail party the other day...
I bumped into the Apple of my Eye, some Grapes ...
Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales...
They fired the kindergarteners and half the fir...
Best joke 2K15
Q. What do you call an apple?
A. An apple :)
Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?
Because they're not PC
So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product.
"You did good Job!" Sad the person he asked.
I went shopping for the latest iPhone.
Unfortunately, the Apple Store had sold out, so...
English man, Irishman and a Scotsman rob a bank.
Being chased by police, they run into a factory...
How to insult a nerd
"Is rhat an Apple Watch?"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
u/ShittyJokeExplainBot's explanations.
Once Upon A Time....
There lived a Multi Grain Cheerio, who was deep...
Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars.
Personally I don't think I want to ride in a ca...
Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015
Guess you could say they definitely out cell th...