A city boy goes up to a farmer and asks for a bucket...

..."I'm going to the milkweed to get some milk."
The farmer looks at the boy perplexed and says, "boy, I've been a farmer for 30 sump'n years, and I ain't never got no milk from milkweed. Milk comes from cows!" The farmer, amused at the thought says, "but, I'll give you a bucket anyways."

Thirty minutes later the boy comes back with a bucket full of milk. Astonished, the farmer says "Wow! That sure is milk!"

The next day the city boy comes back to the farmer asking for a bucket.
"I'm going up to the honeysuckle to get some honey," said the boy.
The farmer looks concerned, and says to the boy, "Boy, I know I'm a farmer, but I know something about honey. Honey comes from bees, not honeysuckle!" The farmer says dismissively, "but I'll give you a bucket anyways."

The boy comes back thirty minutes later with a bucket full of honey. Astonished, the farmer says "Man! That sure is honey!"

The next day the city boy comes back and asks the farmer for a blanket.
The boy says "I'm going to the pussywillow to--" "STOP right there says the farmer, I'm getting a blanket and I'm coming with ya!!!"