Three Escaped Prisoners
Three men - who were not the brightest of indiv...
Plant Jokes
I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store
Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have ...
A guy is on vacation in Jerusalem with his wife and mother-in-law,
when the mother-in-law unexpectedly passes away...
Two Elderly Couples Were Having Dinner...
...when one of the men says to the other man of...
So I farted in an apple store
Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't ha...
Isaac Newton hears his parents screaming at each other one afternoon
Mrs. Newton: "I've had enough of this. I want a...
I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple.
Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bi...
Apple is advertising the new iPhone as "The most powerful four inches ever."
I can't believe they stole my slogan.
A man is vacationing in Jerusalem
A man is vacationing in Jerusalem with his fami...
Another best farting joke i've EVER heard..
There was a Mexican, a American and a Japanese ...
I once farted in an apple store, everyone got mad.
It's not my fault they don't have windows...
Marriage Proposal
In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman...
Iggy Azalea reveals suicidal thoughts: "I just wanted to quit life.
NOOOO !!! Iggy Azalea your music saved my life...
What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?
You can't hear an apple
What do you call an Irish 'Apple Genius?'
Cian Mac Usair
What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?
A pink carnation.
Apple has release secret iPhone trick! Click the power button...
Click the power button 100 times then click the...
I Farted in an Apple Store
I FARTED IN A APPLE STORE
AND THEY GOT MAD
Bu...
An officer was fired for smoking cannabis and masturbating on the job.
No name was given but he was a high wanking off...
What do Muslims, Apple products, and shredded cheese have in common?
Donald Trump wants to ban them all.
One summer day, there were a bunch of fruit and vegetables sitting in the fridge bored
Trying to amuse himself, Raspberry stuck a stra...
A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a gin and jui...
What's worse than finding a worm on your apple?
The Holocaust
What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl?
Nothing. They are both just waiting for the fir...
Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me
Not my fault that they don't have windows.