A traveling salesman was driving on a back road when he saw a huge pig with three legs. The salesman had some time so he pulled up to the driveway and found a farmer.
The salesman asked, "I was driving by and I saw your pig and I was wondering what happened to it."
The farmer replied, "Oh, that pig he's a special one. One year we were in a rough drought and the well dried up, and this pig dug straight down untill he found water. Then the next year this pig saved my wife from our barn when it caught fire."
"But what happened to the pigs leg" the salesman asked.
"Sir with a pig that special you don't eat it all at once."
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