Pig Jokes
I always thought Hamlet
was the story of a small pig.
Why is it called "pig latin"?
ecausebay ronyiay
What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig?
A skinny pig.
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Reincarnation
I stole this from a comment thread in a local n...
On a deserted island...
A guy washes up on a deserted isle. He befriend...
Hilter was weird
You would think a pig would like people who don...
Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?
He had a problem with his hamstring.
What do you call a pig who is a rapper
Piggy Smalls
A guy and a blind german?
He takes a long swig and when he approaches the...
Animals.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the farmer name his pig "pork Chop"
Because 'Bacon' was already taken.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
Fat cow
Teacher is teaching kids
Teacher: what does th...
Why did the pig avoid the cooking class?
Because he didn't like bakin
A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath.
Needless to say, the pig was cured.
School Conversation
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Funny Jokes
1. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give yo...
Whats the hardest part about slaughtering a pig?
He keeps saying "I have a wife and kids, please...
Teacher and Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What do you call an undercover cop?
A pig in a blanket.
Teacher:Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
The Pig
So I was driving through the countryside near m...