So one day lucy wakes up and her husband (jake) tells her that he wants a good lunch keep in mind this is 9 am in the morning.So lucy says yes of course jake (husband).After breakfast she goes to the market where she starts to prep for lunch.She grabs some soda some garlic,carrot,green peppers etc..After that she heads to the butcher and ask if he can give her the biggest pig head he had so he goes and gets the biggest one he could find.Lucy then says are you sure this is the biggest pig head you got.She abruptly then ask what about that one.The butcher then says which one ma'am,lucy then points at the pig head he turns around too see what she is point at however he then says sorry ma'am thats a mirror.
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