Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

A man is driving along a road...

A man is driving along a road.

A woman is driv...

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur....

.....were out driving in the country and accid...

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Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: ...

Two Amish women are picking potatoes...

The first one grabs a potato and says, "Wow, th...

"what does the chicken give you?"

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

A questionnaire between teacher and a student!

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

A post master hires a bikie to do deliveries

A postmaster puts out an advertisement for post...

Teacher vs Kids :P

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

Pig at the Movies

A man in a movie theater notices what looks lik...

Three hobos are walking down the train tracks...

And after days of walking and no food in their ...

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

A man walks into his room holding a chicken...

A man walks into a room holding a chicken and s...

Teacher: "Kids,

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

Husband comes home with a duck under his arm.



"Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."

T...

Teacher and Student in class

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

A walk through an apple orchard.

A man is walking through an apple orchard when ...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are running ...

Conversation between teacher and student

**Teacher:** "Kids,what does the chicken give y...

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

An old rabbi feels his time on earth is coming to an end...

He takes stock of his life and thinks about all...