..And decides to start his own pig farm. He goes to the local pig farm to get his first pig. The farmer there tells him that the pigs are a dollar per pound. The city man feels this is a fair price and picks out a pig. The farmer goes over, grabs the pig's tail in his mouth, and lifts the pig up. After a moment, he sits the pig down and declares that the pig weighs 85 pounds. The city man, being skeptical of this, puts the pig on the scale; the scale reads 85 pounds. The city man being impressed asks the farmer how he did it.
"Well," the farmer says, "it's a skill I've acquired over the years of pig farming. Even my son Junior can do it." The farmer calls over Junior and the city man picks another pig. Junior goes over, grabs the pig's tail in his teeth, and picks the other pig up.
After a moment, he declares that it weighs 65 pounds. The city man puts the pig on a scale and the scale reads 65 pounds. The city man is astounded by this. The farmer then declares that his wife can also do this trick. "Junior, go get your mother," says the farmer.
Junior goes inside and returns a few moments later. "Sorry dad," he says, "mom is busy weighing the mail man right now."
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