Danger!
You are in a car travelling at a constant speed...
Pig Jokes
How to Talk Native Southern III
Minners - Live bait.
Misrus - Married woman.
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Sorry Officer
What do you call an Italian Cop?
Guinea Pig
Karate Pig
Why should you look out for a pig that knows ka...
Amazing Facts 26
Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in ...
Jurassic Park
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with ...
Celebrity Hog
Jack: Why did you name your pig Paris Hilton?
...
Piiiiiiiig!
The American tourist in Dublin had been complai...
Defamation of Character
A woman was suing a man for defamation of chara...
Yo Momma and the Pig
Yo Momma is so smelly that when she entered a p...
Brains
Your dad has something wrong with his brain. Af...
Once Again, Yo Momma. . . . .
I saw yo momma walkin' down the street the othe...
You Know You're Russian When . . .
1. You had to share a room until you were 21.
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A naked lady walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.
The bartender says That's a nice pig you got th...
Dinner
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having d...
Peter Dinklage should open a BBQ restaurant
Called "Pig Me"
The Supervisor goes to a farm where there is a large pig farm.
The Supervisor goes to a farm where there is a ...
What do you call a pig with no legs?
Ground Hog! Happy Groundhog's Day!
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company.
There's plenty of food and water, and the weath...
What does the Boar say to the Pig?
"I'm a furry"
What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?
He was dis-gruntled!
What do you call a bionic pig?
Robocop
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
A man comes home one night with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife and says "Look at the p...
country drive
One day, a man was driving down the road in the...