Parrot Jokes

Parrot Jokes

Educated Parrot


This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. T...

Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire


A married man is shopping in a mall for a chri...

You're Going to Cut Yourself!


This man had a cage in his bathroom with his p...

The Rude Parrot


A man went to the pet store one day in the hop...

Jewish Parrot


A man wanted to buy a parrot, so he goes to th...

Words From Famous Women


Words From Famous Women ...


"I'm not offend...

Dead Parrot


What do you call a dead parrot?


A Polygon.

The plumber has arrived


A lady was expecting the plumber; he was suppo...

You've got guts!


On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised ...

Praying Parrots


A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Fat...

The amazing flying dog


A lady was expecting the plumber; he was suppo...

Parrot Talk


One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a...

Expensive Parrots


A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Th...

Praying for some birds


A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Fat...

Thoughts From Women...


Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman


The ...

The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!


A woman was walking down the street past a pet...

This Russian guy loses his pet parrot. He...


This Russian guy loses his pet parrot. He loo...

A walkie-talkie, of course


Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot wit...

Two Irish Men


Two Irish men walk into a pet shop. They go di...

Gifts to Mom


Three sons left home, went out on their own an...

Drunken Soldier


One day a man is riding the subway. He was the...

Animal Joke for Kids


What do you get when you cross a Parrot with a...

Parot on honeymoon


When Casey stated he was getting married, his ...

Praying Parrots


Praying Parrots


A lady approaches a priest a...

This black guy walks into this bar, with a...


This black guy walks into this bar, with a par...