Words From Famous Women

Words From Famous Women ...


"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde." - Dolly Parton


"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job." - Roseanne


"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives." - Rita Rudner


"He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant" - Carol
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"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." - Wendy Liebman


"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." - Roseanne


"I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know THAT?" - Wendy Liebman


"I think-therefore I'm single" - Lizz Winstead


"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." - Hedy Lamarr


"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." - Elayne Boosler


"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." - Gilda Radner


"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."- Maryon Pearson


"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." - Bella Abzug


"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." - Margaret Thatcher


"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." - Gloria Steinem


"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." - Gloria Steinem


"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." - Katharine Hepburn


"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli


"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" - Linda Ellerbee


"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor