An owl was getting really worried and went to his friend's nest. (you should now owl biology to get this)

An owl was getting really worried and went to his friend's nest.

His friend said, "hello there, how are you?"

The owl simply replies, "look i need an owl-eye because i can't seem to catch anything to eat at all."

Edit one: changed the wording

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