A blonde, brunette, and a redhead decide to rob a bank. Everything goes as planned, masks on, fake guns in hand, and money in bags.
As they exit the bank they hear sirens, so they dash to a nearby forest and climb Into 3 large trees.
After the cops arrive they suspect that the getaway route was into the nearby forest, so they decide to inspect it.
One of the officers hears a sound coming from one of the three large trees. He shoots his gun into the one with the redhead hiding it in, so she does her best impression of a bird " chirp chirp". The officer thinks it's just a bird, so he continues to the next tree.
He shoots into the next tree with the brunette hiding in it, he then hears a " hoot, hoot" sound. And says to the other officer, " clear! Just an owl " and continues.
He moves on to the third large tree with the blonde hiding in it, as he approaches, the blonde begins to get nervous. He then shoots into the tree and hears " Mooooooo"
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