I didn't claw my way
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food ch...
One-liners Jokes
Why do we put suits
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garmen...
In an elevator...
When there's only one other person in the elev...
Wouldn't marathons be a lot
Wouldn't marathons be a lot more interesting i...
People who push both elevator
People who push both elevator buttons should g...
Shin: a device for finding
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the da...
Health is merely the slowest
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at ...
4 Potatoes
Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which o...
A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead....
A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead.
Inform all troops that communications
Inform all troops that communications have com...
If you can see the
If you can see the light at the end of the tun...
Creativity is the art of
Creativity is the art of concealing your sourc...
I'd die for you
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GI...
It's not true that oysters
It's not true that oysters make good aphrodisi...
Nebraska, Gateway to Arkansas.
Nebraska, Gateway to Arkansas.
Insults 5
She's got more chins than the Hong Kong teleph...
Just a minute
How long a minute is depends on what side of t...
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face ...
Friends don't let friends drink
Friends don't let friends drink Miller.
Hancock-a-doodle-doo
What would you get if you crossed the first si...
Dain bramaged.
Dain bramaged.
A picture is worth a
A picture is worth a thousand words, but try s...
If fire-fighters fight fires,
If fire-fighters fight fires, what do Freedom...
Iraqi fighter pilots
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train...
I learned French in six
I learned French in six easy liasons.