One-liners Jokes

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: “Oh for God’...

Moses had the first tablet that could connect t...

“Um.” —First horse that got ridden

A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The t...

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually,...

Some people just have a way with words, and oth...

The four most beautiful words in our common lan...

All pro athletes are  bilingual. They speak Eng...

I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin;...

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how compe...

When I was growing up, my mother’s best dish wa...

A conference call is the best way for a dozen p...

The Revenant (2015).  An epic tale of one man’s...

Luke Skywalker is my favorite hero that looks 1...

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good!

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a hori...

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough...

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked i...