Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?...
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
One-liners Jokes
Depth perception
What is the difference between a brown-noser a...
Difference!
What's the difference between a fat person and...
Don't look back, they might
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
People have one thing in
People have one thing in common: they are all ...
No lights?
What makes a man think about a candlelight din...
This is a good time
This is a good time to punt work.
Preservation Society
Q: How many preservation society members does ...
I don't think you can
I don't think you can really know how heavy so...
Please return Stewardess to original
Please return Stewardess to original upright p...
Help stamp out and abolish
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
All I ask is a
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can'...
Friends may come and go,
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulat...
A day without fusion is
A day without fusion is like a day without sun...
3 Teeth
Q: What has three teeth and sixty feet?
A: Th...
An error? Impossible!
An error? Impossible! My modem is error corr...
Okay, who stopped the payment
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality ch...
Hypochondria is the one disease
Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got.
Doctors visit
DOCTOR: Don't worry you'll live to be eighty. ...
If you tied buttered toast
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a ca...
Support Cannibalism -- Eat Me!
Support Cannibalism -- Eat Me!
Food
Why is food better than men?
Because you don...
This place looks like the
This place looks like the wizard of oz on mesc...
Indecision may or may not
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
Jack Kevorkian for White House
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.